Let us authors rejoice; for, if we had this job (men), we might all be dead!
Men who get to act sex scenes with Emmy Rossum…
You poor bastards. So close-
-Naked, in bed with her. Simulating fucking her pretty body, but;
Never getting to actually fuck her!
Poor, damn bastards- May they rest in peace.
Them blue balls ya’ll get can never be satisfied.
Lucky for use writers. We merely write books about fucking Emmy Rossum.
A dick can’t ever be that close to her Tight Terry and not be allowed in.
A dick just goes crazy; them actors just go’n jerk-off like crazy. Never eat’n, never sleep’n. Just jerk meat- think’n on Emmy till that ‘ol Grim Reaper appears in their bedroom.
You’d be crazy too if you only got to fake fuck her!
Here’s some pic if’n you wanna touch yer dick some like good writers do.
Also, I’d totally eat her tits- if they were served up at a restaurant or something-
Bridget Chase 